"People used to throw food at me, now they don't. Maybe thats because I walk around with a bow."

What kind of movie promotion is that supposed to be? Its bad enough they've got Nicholas Cage cast as the lead, thats already one giant strike against the movie, but then they put out a trailer that only consists of one throwaway joke with no indication of what the movie is about, or why we should care.

I swear, if I was the supreme dictator of all that happened in the US, things would go a lot smoother around here.